scott
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Post by scott on Mar 30, 2008 21:13:50 GMT -5
In the beginning there was a plan And then came the assumptions And the assumptions were without form And the plan was completely without substance And the darkness was upon the face of the workers And they spoke to themselves Saying: It is a crock of poop and it stinketh And the workers went to their supervisors and sayeth It is a pail of dung and none can abide the odor thereof And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth It is a container of excrement and it is very strong such that none can abide it And the managers went to the Directors and sayeth It is a vessel of fertilizer and none can abide it's strength And the directors spoke amongst themselves saying to one another It contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong And the Directors went to the Vice President and sayeth to him It promotes growth and is very powerful And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company And the President looked upon the PLAN and saw that it was good and made it policy And this is how poop happens
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Post by StagHunter on Apr 2, 2008 9:04:53 GMT -5
Well at least it's SOMETHING and 8 thus far people have read it...
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